how to kiss boy:

  1. cup his face gently
  2. get v close to his ear. let ur breath tickle his ear.
  5. run



Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie





this is why the world is beautiful, maybe its just me but i find this cool as fuck

"Your kid says hi." -The sun


YouTube removed Sam Pepper’s video for violating their policy on sexual conduct!!!


these anons are like, "can i be racist in the rain? can i be racist on a train? can i be racist in a box? can i be racist with a fox?"











lmfaoooooooooooooo Yes!

How can I be racist if I work with blacks
How can I be racist if one sold me slacks
I’m not racist I’m just like you. I’m best friends with a black or two.

i’m not racist, you see, it’s just a preference
i love eastern culture and its women’s deference
the west lost its way with no room for clemency
If I love Asian women, how’s that white supremacy?

i’m not a racist, i can’t be, you see
my great grandma’s grandma was part cherokee
plus one time i got called “cracker” to my face
don’t we all bleed red? i don’t even see race…

I’m not racist, blacks just need to stop complaining
Living in the past and white people blaming
I work hard, no handouts for every little fraction
If white privilege isn’t fair, then how is affirmative action?

I’m not racist man, I’m just right-wing
Plus reverse-racism is totally a thing
It’s not about power check the definition
Slavery wasn’t an evil thing, just asset acquisition.

How come I can’t say “nigga”, it just means brotha!
And ain’t I a brotha from anotha motha?
I didn’t use the ‘er’- so its a total difference.
You blacks give good white people such hindrance :(

'We can't handle spicy foods' ? Your jokes make me sad

See, if I joked and called you a “nigger”, you’ll be mad

You black people think we are always out here to ruin your day

Look, 'not all white people', …mmkay?

I can say “nigga” ‘cause of freedom of speech

And y’all always forget what MLK preached!

White privilege ain’t real ‘cause my life is hard

If you want to stop racists, don’t play the race card

Blacks can oppress. Shoot, they’ve oppressed me

I was the only white kid and the blacks were so mean

So I called one a nigger, but clicked anon first

yeah racism is real, but like… I’ve had it worst.


White people in scary movies be like…





You are English. 
You want to visit New Zealand. 
You can’t sit down on the grass without making a daisy chain. 
You play guitar. 
Your parents are still together. 
You have been heartbroken before. 
You can speak more than one language.
You’ve been called weird before. 
You somehow always end up wearing odd socks. 
You’re a champion procrastinator. 
You hate science. 
You frequently stare into space without realising. 
You hardly ever cry. 
You’re shy. 
Your shyness holds you back sometimes. 
You’re a Christian. 
You’re scared of the unknown. 
You have a myspace but hardly ever use it. 
You write music. 
You can’t dance to save your life. 
You love summer dresses. 
Your birthday is in mid August. 
You blog frequently. 
You love wearing band t-shirts with converses. 
You usually don’t use your free time very productively. 
You’re good at spelling.
You’re bad at mental maths.
You hate horror movies. 
You wear eyeliner pretty much everyday without fail. 
You don’t do enough exercise. 
You still enjoy playing Sims computer games. 
You love catching trains. 
You want to visit Italy. 
You used to have braces. 
You refuse to smoke. 
You always have a constant supply of ibuprofen in case you get headaches.
You used to get nosebleeds all the time. 
You’re a night owl. 
You’re at your worst in the morning.
You love The Little Mermaid. 
You should be doing homework right now.
You are 15 years old. 
You don’t really like to watch TV. 
You aren’t fat, but you want to weigh less. 
You are self conscious. 
You have trust issues. 
You are close with your mother. 
You would sleep in everyday if you could. 
You buy way too many clothes. 
You’re a facebook addict. 
You have been best friends with your best friend forever. 
You aren’t very athletic. 
You like high school football. 
You can sing alright. 
You think Hello Kitty=love 
You’re normally pretty happy. 
You cry easily. 
You get mad easily. 
You always have head aches.
You love electric blankets. 
You think Forever 21 is your favorite store. 
You hate spending money, but you always want to buy things. 
You hate living in the country. 
You get your feelings hurt very easily. 
Christmas is your favorite holiday. 
You think rap and country are your genre of music. 
Your butt is really big. 
You have super curly hair. 
You hate pizza. 
You were born in Pittsburgh. 
You have 1 little sister. 
You love fashion
You say that glitter is your favorite. 
Your nails are always painted.
You’re normally pretty quiet. 
You hate opening up to people. 
You aren’t really a fan of girls. 
You enjoy taking walks. 
You love to be tan. 
You wish you could live at the beach. 
You can’t cook at all. 
You aren’t a very good swimmer. 
You have a pink laptop (my case).
You wish you could be a model.
You kind of have a jealousy issue.
You have chosen some pretty bad friends in the past. 
You love wearing dresses.
You hate hate hate getting your hopes up and then it doesn’t happen.
You’re pretty much scared of everything. 
You love to cuddle. 
You’re not very good at school. 
You love roller coasters.
You’re not really an animal person.
Jesus is my saviour. 
You are Canadian.
You are finished high school. 
You can play guitar. 
You write your own songs. 
You love watching YouTube videos. 
You work in a coffee shop. 
Your best friends are your cousins. 
You have two brothers. 
You have one sister. 
You love wearing quirky t-shirts.
You have two cats. 
You have a dog. 
You collect beanie babies.
Your favourite color is blue.
Your favourite number is somewhere between 15 and 20. 
You think too much. 
You have seen everything that has ever been posted on FailBlog. 
Your room is covered in random posters and memories. 
You have curly hair.
Your favorite letters are L and Q. 
Your favorite animal is the chipmunk. 
You think music is incredibly important. 
You don’t know what to do with your life. 
You wish you could play the piano. 
You think chocolate is amazing. 
You could eat pizza every day and not get sick of it. 
You can see beauty in everything, even if the world thinks it’s ugly. 
You have an average body. 
You generally like how you look. 
You have never tried drugs. 
You have never been drunk. 
You love indie music. 
You are very artistic. 
You love video games. 
You love Converse hi-tops. 
You still play Neopets on occassion… 
Your name starts with a K. 
You like your middle name. (dont have one)
Your best friend is of the opposite gender. 
You love reading. 
You hate peas. 
You have at least 10 collections of random things. 
You hate shopping for clothes. 
You love watching movies, especially comedies. 
You don’t own a cell phone. 
Your favorite band is one that few people have heard of. 
You don’t like salad. 
You takes you less than a half an hour to get ready in the mornings. 
You have blue eyes. 
You live in a small town. 
You have been in several bands. 
You are a master procrastinator. 
You always fall for someone that can make you laugh. 
You get along well with your parents.

You have a pair of rollerskates you never use.

You still sleep with a bear.



danny devito 

why? who gives you the right to do this?